yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
