hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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