I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
You're earring is so big in my mouth
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
Is it penis luge time yet?
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Im glad your laughing because im currently convincing my penis you didnt mean it and its all gunna be ok.
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