I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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