he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Dude, the girl next to me just farted. Worst part, it smells like astroglide
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
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the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I'm drunk doing an ab workout. I can only hope I make it to bed tonight.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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