She's JV to your varsity
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
Do you think my job would send me for a second drug test if i took a whole pumpkin pie to work for lunch tomorrow?
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
Randomize