Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Yeah i'd say someone being in the room while you're doing someone makes them eligible for fb friendship
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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