You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
No stitches, just platelets and will power
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
My three rules on what I'm wearing tonight. Something short, something see through, and something i had sex in.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
Randomize
