I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
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