My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I can't believe believe she called me a slut. She doesn't know anything about me or my life.
Shit, that's something a lot of sluts say.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
I am in the hospital with a broken wrist because a guy told me that if I punched him it "wouldn't hurt." it hurt. me. Thank you 11 jello shots.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I would fuck him just for his dog
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