Kareoke will never be a sober sport
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
What's a really polite way of saying "you have gravely overestimated the value of your vagina?"
Randomize
