Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
WE JUST PASSED A FUCKING SPACE SHIP! NOT JOKING! A REAL FUCKING SPACE SHIP! THIS IS NOT THE DRUGS! SPACE! SHIP!
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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