i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
don't give me stepladders when i'm stoned.. i woke up to a slice of balogna nailed to the ceiling
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
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