My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
You can't break up with me and ask me for a handjob on the same day. At least not in that order.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
I have aggressive nipples.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
You had blacked out Skype sex? Wow we live in the future
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