Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
so then you were screaming "GIVE ME KELVINS!" and heating things up in the microwave and no one knew what you wanted
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
Speaking of which.. there's underwear in my backseat and Arby's cheese sauce on my door handle. So much for my new Volvo bringing out my classy side.
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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