There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
I'm a male taking pregnancy tests with every girl at the party. i have no regrets
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
I need to hire someone full-time to slap food and dick away from me.
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