Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
as we were stuffing their 24 of beer into our bags you kept saying you wanted cheese strings. closest things we found were kraft singles. as the guys came up the stairs you kept screaming 'GET THE CHEESE! GET THE CHEESE!'
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i remember you telling me to take a shower, brush my teeth, go get back in bed w her, and "just do what i was born to do." and as soon as i stopped yacking i did just that. you saved my birthday.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
He is crying over the toilet and his friends just came in and tried to make him take another jello shot.
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
Liz is crying about burritos again.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Is it bad if I just put band-aids over my nipples? Way too hungover be dealing with a bra
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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