Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
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