why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
you can only text me tonight if its in drake lyrics. thats the rule
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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