we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I guess I gave him a 20 minute play-by-play of the first three sections of R. Kelly's 'trapped in a closet.'
I'm sad your dog died... Her name is my stripper name.
Tell them you aren't trying to make money, you are just the mr rogers of weed,its such a good feeling a very good feeling the feeling you know that were friends
I woke up naked except for someone else's socks. Im so proud
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I have feelings that need drinking.
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Randomize
