This girl looks like a mixture of kathy griffin and bill walton. i havent decided if that is a good thing.
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
his life revolves around getting high and answering people on yahoo answers. he's perfect for you.
Hey, just wanted to let you know that University Police stopped by and repossessed the stolen laundry basket. And the 8 bottles of detergent.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
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