so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
she's using the space heater to try to heat up a pop-tart...
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
You know the party was great when the birthday girl gets arrested
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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