I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
I havnt even moved into my new place yet and there's already a county sheriffs card taped to the door with my name on it asking me to call him
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he was like "can i get a kiss" and i was like "can i get a taco"
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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