I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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