You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Just got thank you sex for shoveling the driveway. I cant wait for the next blizzard
ARE YOU ALIVE? usually when i say lets start drinking at inappropriate times you come right over. im worried
She tied me up with her honor cords...
Pretty sure I left lotion and my bra in your car. I've secured your fathers belief that your straight. You can thank me later
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
is it fun? or sober?
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