So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
I just paid a homeless man $20 for the dragon ball Z shirt he was wearing. I need to stop drinking
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
Just had such a rough shit, don't stop believin had to be played
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
Randomize
