So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Imagine two people making love on top of a unicorn . . . my life is the opposite of that.
Vibrating panties would be amazing during this conversation!
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
His roomates just started party boying me. He stood there with the look of horror on his face.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
Randomize
