I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
drunk grocery shopping was not as bad of an idea as i thought, this salmon cat food tastes a lot like tuna
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
Got with someone dressed up as Allen from the hangover so that's where I'm at in life
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
it'll be like the notebook except for with way more of my penis
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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