just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
Dude, we have the same penis size. Best friends for life.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
ravioli
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
they knew we were both to shy to do anything so they got us drunk and locked us in the back yard with a tent. it was fuck or freeze
you have the best friends
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
the fact that your 21st birthday is also new years eve is pretty much a death sentence
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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