Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
In the future let's not drunk dive in the fountain in front of the hotel bar.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
We took your mom out drinking and we wound up winning 18 games of Flip Cup. You have amazing genetics.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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