But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
my boyfriend just told me he used to have genital herpes. I was gonna have sex with him, but now it's SOOO over.
what kind of stupid fuck tells you that BEFORE sex? he is definitely not a keeper.
i dont think duct tape can fix my g spot
lets call myth busters
Just got complimented on my chugging... Car bombs show how good I am at swallowing, they should be my new pickup line.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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