I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I blacked out the second time 3am rolled around. My brain was taking a beating trying to do that math.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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