She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
You told him about your cats? I told his friend to put his dick in my mouth, and you talked about cats!?
I'm slowly starting to accept that you have to be a sociopath to be attracted to me
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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