Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
Whatever. I'm saving myself for my wedding night or a night with enough patron.
At the hospital, the nurse kept telling me that i either had appendicitis, a tubular pregnancy, or an ovarian cyst. I kept asking if i could just have chlamydia instead...
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Randomize
