Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Wrestling for my wallet turned into us almost having sex in the middle of the hallway
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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