ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
Today's life lesson: fat girls should not wear tight miniskirts and vinyl leggings. This Forever 21 salesgirl is a hot mess.
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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