drunk at some random house party. come get me. i thought i pulled my dick out to go piss... it was my left nut. im soaked.
he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Wait, cocaine is okay but tanning isn't?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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