just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
Be my booze princess bebe. I'll rescue you from the lame tidings you are confined to up in the sober castle.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
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