At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
I feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
Nothing screams fatass like a pizza that doesn't fit in your car
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
i knew it was a party when i saw you sitting on the couch naked with the keg in your lap, still drinking and passing out cups
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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