She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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