I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I guess, just don't make it awkward
MY FUCK BUDDY'S MOTHER FRIEND REQUESTED ME! IT'S ALREADY AWKWARD COREY
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Failing this, see a doctor for elephant tranquillisers, to be taken with whiskey orally, twice at dawn.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Want a bet? I'm a kinky and determined motherfucker with a libido that is not easily stopped
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