and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
It just so happens all of their names are Ryan, so I never have to change whose name I moan.
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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