In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
The trip involved octopus tentacles coming from the little holes in my TV's speakers. The beauty of the nonexistant symbolism had me in tears.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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