Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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