my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
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