I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
Whiskey shot with bacon bits, our version of Goldschlager WE ARE TRYIN IT.
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Trust no bitch in laser tag. Not a single one.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
Blacked out and Irish exited last night. At dinner. On a Sunday.
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
Randomize
