How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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