Is it normal to miss your booty call?
Shes cool when Im fuckin smashed.....Sober.....She suuuuuuuuuuucks
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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