I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
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