i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
Do you think if Santa was real that he's have a big penis?
you're the best thing to happen to me. closely followed by learning to ejaculate, and drugs.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
My roommate walked in naked grabbed my hand and pulled me into her room to see her randoms dick.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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