Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
should my penis look like a turkey
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
She complimented my boobs and then told me I smelled like teddy bears before falling asleep on the floor.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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