if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
An there's a little girl across the bar eating Mac n cheese... #1 she won't stop looking at me. Boo bitch I'm drinking alone. #2 I'm about to tackle her ass for that Mac n cheese.
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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