I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
Had a couple pieces of pizza for breakfast...suck on that Jamie Oliver.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
God. Spice Girls is now grocery store demographic. Kill me.
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