You wanna call me after your homoerotic shower?
When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
Just put a sign on a baby carriage that says "all daddy wanted was a blowjob" might get fired.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Beer pong consisted of me throwing a ball at the wall and then falling over because moving my arm made me dizzy. I think our team lost.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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