just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
My boss' voice literally gives me gas
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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