I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Already puke and ralleyd and dressed like a bear.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
THIS IS WHAT CELL PHONES ARE FOR! So you can tell me that you're bringing your coworker who lives in the "Halleleuia community" home for a beer SO I'M NOT DRESSED IN LEATHER LINGERIE WHEN HE WALKS IN THE FUCKING DOOR!!
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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