I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
that's almost as bad as that time i almost ashed in a baby carriage
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
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