I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
Grandma is giving me marriage advice again. On the plus side, she thinks I'm straight now.
She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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