Remember when we were mad at her for brining her mom on spring break? She just won the wet t-shirt contest. I think we owe her an apology.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Drunk on Tuesday. Double fisting. Mmmbop is playing. Only girl in the group. Life is complete.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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