Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
$1.99 mimosas n bloodys til 3. Happy hour starts at 4. We're gonna ride the mechanical bull to kill the hour inbetween.
Please take video.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
I got slapped by a drag queen and bitten on the arm by either a random girl or a weird mouth shaped dog. Tough to tell without seeing the teeth
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
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