I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
posting about faith hill is really not helping you get me into your bed
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
There now exists video of me holding a (recently emptied) bottle of Russian Standard vodka, trying to sing the Russian national anthem.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
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