It was confusing and full of hummus
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
I don't even fuck like that, he just happened to be in the right place at the right drunk.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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